The Tale of Santa's Trousers
Once upon a time, in a place so very far
north from here, there was a large house made of ice that was owned by Mr and Mrs
Claus. The house had stables, a
workshop and acres and acres of rooms.
Many people, throughout the whole of history, have tried to find the
Claus’ house and workshop, but have failed.
Even great explorers like Ross, Scott and Shackleton failed in their
quests to find the Claus' address. And,
to cover their own embarrassment, said they were looking for the North Pole
instead. Of course, I can’t let you know where the Claus’ live...
that would be telling. But I can say
that there is something a little magical about Mr and Mrs Claus and their army
of helpers. Just like there is
something a bit magical about their house.
Recently, when Mr
and Mrs Claus were preparing for the culmination of the year’s work on
Christmas Eve, one particular helper called Esme decided she needed a
change. Threading her needle, Esme
applied the last of the sequins to the dress and carefully stitched it in
place. Tying off the golden coloured
cotton, she smoothed out the full-length copy of a Givenchy gown and reached
for the doll. Pulling the dress over
the inanimate body, Esme tugged at the tiny zip and then placed the toy on the
stand in the box and sealed it.
“Wish I could
have a dress like that,” she said to no one in particular. Her co-helpers were equally busy with the
rest of the wardrobe for the very last doll required for the night’s delivery. Esme stretched and then rubbed her aching
back. Getting up from her workbench, she waved her forefinger in a circle. Her scissors, needles, and pins danced
across to her workbox and settled into their appropriate trays. The remnants of cotton, material, and
sequins tidied themselves away, and, with a final flourish of red ribbon, the
workbox lid slowly closed and the bow at the front tied itself.
Esme grinned,
smoothed down her green pinafore dress, rolled down the sleeves of her white
blouse, and collected her little red pompom hat. It would never do to be improperly dressed when reporting to Mrs
Claus. As she walked the length of the
workshop she glanced left and right, her fellow helpers were all busily working
at their allotted tasks. Esme tapped on
the door of the office and waited.
“Come in dear,”
said a voice from inside the room. As
Esme entered, Mrs Claus removed her spectacles to reveal bright blue eyes that
were overshadowed by an unruly shock of thick white hair around a kind face. Mrs Claus peered over her desk. “Esme, well done. Yet again you are one of the first to complete your—”
“Mrs C!” Came a loud and frantic cry from the room
next door. Recognising the voice, Esme
wondered if she should leave. Just as
she was about to step towards the open door, Mr Claus appeared, his broad
shoulders and wide girth completely filling the doorway.
“Mrs C,” he
whined. “Look! Look at my trousers! They have split,” he said thrusting the
offending garment at his wife, and, in his haste, almost knocking Esme to the
ground.“My trousers! What about my trousers?”
His bleating
temporarily abated, Mr Claus slumped on to an inadequately small stool in front
of his wife's desk. Esme turned away
and covered her eyes. Santa Claus in
his bright red boxer shorts, his hairy white legs beneath, was not a sight
often seen in the very far north. Mrs
Claus, lips pursed, stared at her husband.
“Shorts,” she
intoned with an edge to her voice as she pulled the pile of red cloth towards
her. “Wear your shorts,” she said, her
annoyance rising. “And do not come into
my office inappropriately dressed again.”
Santa
frowned. “Shorts... do I still have
some of those?”
“Yes, you
do. Bottom drawer on the right.” Mrs Claus donned her spectacles and began to
examine the tear in the trousers.
“Oh, right.” Santa paused in thought. “But will they still fit?”
Mrs Claus
sighed. “Unlikely,” she said. “Highly unlikely considering your year on
year expanding waistline. But it’s all
you’ve got.”
“Oh.” At the door
he turned. “And my trousers will be
ready for the evening deliveries won’t they, my dear?”
“We’ll do our
best.”
Esme remained
quite still close to the wall with her hands across her face.
“He's gone,
my dear. Now, where were we?”
When Esme stepped
towards the desk Mrs Claus was examining her papers.
“Ah, yes,” she
said. “Your family are going to be the
same as last year.”
“What?” Esme flounced down on the stool. “But last year you promised me a new
family.”
Mrs Claus
consulted her list. “Hmm, yes I'm aware
of that. But, when they took down their
tree last year, although they decided to buy a new fairy and some new
decorations they haven't done so.
Number 52, it is for you.”
Esme crossed her
arms and glared. “Have they still got
that damn puppy?”
“Yes dear, but it
won't be quite as boisterous as last year, though.”
“Good. That tree and me were crashed onto that cold
hardwood floor three times on Christmas day alone. My imitation fairy wings were all bent out of shape, my fairy
crown fell into the fire and was thrown out, and my dress was chewed beyond
recognition. It was bloody cold at the
top of that tree for half of Christmas last year.”
Mrs Claus
nodded. “I know dear, but you are just
what this family needs and you can mend Mr C's trousers whilst you are there.”
The piercing
stare that Esme felt running through her was enough. There would be no point in presenting any further arguments for
change. She jumped off the stool,
grabbed the clothes, collected a bale of hay from the pile in the corner and a
bag of carrots and left the room. Head
bowed she trudged through the workroom until she reached her workspace.
“I’m heading back
to number 52,” she said to her colleague across the bench.
“Have fun,” came the half-hearted reply. Esme sighed and toed her battered rucksack out from under the
bench. A wave of her finger and the
carrots and hay concertina'd themselves into the small space inside the
backpack with Santa's trousers following neatly behind. Hat firmly pulled over her ears Esme made
her way through the workshop, down the stairs and out into the northern ice and
snow. The large ice door slipped shut
behind her.
Lifting her head Esme
sniffed the air and stepped onto the tail of a wind...
Love the story Angela.
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting Allan.Glad you enjoyed the story.
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